Odin, Thor, and Amazon Customer Service
Circulated: December 24, 2020
Getting help from customer service can be a delightful experience. The following is an excerpt from a customer’s hilarious exchange:
Amazon: Warmest greetings, my name is Thor.
Customer: Greeting Thor, may I be Odin?
Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
Customer: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life.
Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occurred to cause this agony?
Customer: I’m afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book?
Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can create a new quest in order to get the book back to you.
Customer: Very well my son… I’ve heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it!